Spoiler Alert: Breaking Haiku

Cold open again:

            Heisenberg’s shitty hot wire—

keys fall in his lap.

Trust fund solution:

scare yuppies with red lasers,

Badger and Skinny Pete.

Blue meth returns, and

nearly potent as ever.

Jesse is alive, yo!

Marie warns Skyler: Walt

            is back in town. Pullback: he is

there, listening in.

Lottery ticket:

GPS to Hank’s grave—deal

from Skyler to narcs.

Todd woos Lydia.

            (Meth Damon, Steel Cooch),

Walt’s tempting offer.

Neo-Nazi hide-

            out, robot machine gun—Is            

Walt now MacGyver?

Slave labour Jesse

            chokes Todd. Walt asks for bullet:

Do it yourself, bitch!

Surprise: Ricin in

            Camomile with Soy; even

more undrinkable.

Cops close in. Jesse

            flees. Walt bleeds. Badfinger plays:

bad song to die to.