OhSeeMileyAss

I met a traveller from Montana land

Who said: Two lithe and nubile starlet legs

Shake on the telly. Near them, like a douche,

A Thicke pervy visage lies, his leer,

And swollen bits, and sneer of cold Blurred Lines,

Tell that public passion’s dead

Yet survives on these tasteless things.

A foam hand, a dry hump, a hammer lick’d.

And among the base these words appear:

“Her name is OhSeeMileyAss, skank of skanks:

Look on her twerks, she Miley, and despair!”

Of that colossal dreck, shameless and bare

Wrecking ball boredom stretches far away.

(With apologies to PeeBee)

Spoiler Alert: Breaking Haiku

Cold open again:

            Heisenberg’s shitty hot wire—

keys fall in his lap.

Trust fund solution:

scare yuppies with red lasers,

Badger and Skinny Pete.

Blue meth returns, and

nearly potent as ever.

Jesse is alive, yo!

Marie warns Skyler: Walt

            is back in town. Pullback: he is

there, listening in.

Lottery ticket:

GPS to Hank’s grave—deal

from Skyler to narcs.

Todd woos Lydia.

            (Meth Damon, Steel Cooch),

Walt’s tempting offer.

Neo-Nazi hide-

            out, robot machine gun—Is            

Walt now MacGyver?

Slave labour Jesse

            chokes Todd. Walt asks for bullet:

Do it yourself, bitch!

Surprise: Ricin in

            Camomile with Soy; even

more undrinkable.

Cops close in. Jesse

            flees. Walt bleeds. Badfinger plays:

bad song to die to.

"The Drum" Found Poem No 2: "Labor Lets Coalition call the shots on NDIS"

Interpretation—she’s just not up to it!

She talks such rubbish, not a back-

            fire indeed!

Not from my memory; he

spoke in aspirational terms

                        only.

…

(“mulling it over”)

…

He will be salivating with tongue hanging out

like Taz from Loony Tunes

(aargh grunt grunt raah growl pant pant)

she said … “in September” three times

this was set in concrete

What’s next?

Hear! Hear!

(but nothing of integrity here)

Sockpuppets strip Tasmania

(The real expert at this is Bob Katter)

(ex-boxers & memory problems):

the parasitic nature of Tasmania

won’t be disadvantaged.

ok, ok, so we are agreed.